September 1, 2009

Random Rambling 2

I like the way my Random Rambling posts come about to me. They are nothing but the thinking of my hands. Yes, my hands and not my brain. If I were to think by my brain, I'd give a thought a thought and then some more thought to make it sound interesting and add a thought provoking example to make it more thoughtful. Yes, brain-power is complicated. I guess there is still an on-going research on how a brain actually functions. Scientists have still not found out what it is in the brain that "thinks". I think the Brain is really smart. Scientists found out how the universe originated, right? How did they do it? They used their Brain. They invented vaccinations against several diseases using their Brain. Their Brain works on other people when it comes to interpreting the behaviour of a criminal or a dyslexic child. To cut the meandering short, the Brain can decode anything and anyone. But it can't decode itself. Can you cut your own hair? I think not; you need to go to a salon for that. Can you give a massage to yourself? No! Hence, probably even a scientist will be unable to unravel the mysteries of the Brain by using his own brain. We work not because of the Brain, but we are the Brain. So it is little dorky of us to probe the brain and try to understand it. (Almost) everything in this universe is within the analytical realms of our Brain. If it is so smart a thing, why would it analyse itself? Can we design a robot which can un-assemble itself to scratch and then restore itself back again to its working-self? I think the Brain is just too brainy to come out in the open within the grasp of the lewdly ambitious scientists. For that I think we need avail the services of some extra-terrestrial being or someone without a brain and something else in its place. There! Case Closed! Either my brain is dead and smelly like a fossil to come up with crap like that or it is the representative leader of all the brains - smart and stupid - in the world, because it just saved them all from the exposure to the brainless humans.

Speaking of brains, I say people must start using them while giving their opinions. An Opinion is one thing that is the most wrongly priced commodity in today's times and it also does not depend in any way on the inflation index. One person's Opinion can be precious; it can change the way others think. Other person's opinion can be useless. Take a newspaper poll, for example. If Pakistan is tampering with its missiles (obtained from US) and targeting them on India, why should the common people be asked for their opinion on whether it is safe or unsafe? It is a stupid question in the first place. Why not share with us the opinion of the Indian and American nuclear scientists and (brainy) politicians? The newspaper did write about it, I don't deny. It's just that I care more for the opinion of such people... who are inside the loop. I don't think my opinion would have been influenced in anyway by the results of the poll. A minority did say in the poll that it is not a matter of concern, while a majority said it is. Does that mean, that our concern should be heightened or lowered by the percentage division of these polls? Can we say, 'Eh! There's a 24% chance that it's nothing dangerous, we need not worry'? or 'Oh my god! there is a 98% chance we can be struck with their missile, I hope the 2% chance turns out to be true.'? NO! We can't say stuff like that because like it or not, there's a missile dangling loosely above your head, we better not fiddle with it or it might just go - BOOM! In this case, it is the useless opinion that is asked for. I am intelligent enough to form a conclusion by myself and do not need an opinion of someone who is as stupid as me to support it. Worse than this are those who vote for 'can't say'! What kind of opinion is that? If you don't know what 'you can say' then just don't vote, as simple as that. It's but an Opinion wasted. Anyways, this is my opinion about Opinion and I don't want anyone's opinion about it.

13 comments:

Tia said...

This sure is random rambling...
Your brain must be really idle to come up something like this....but since you said you don't want anybody's opinion about it, i'd better keep quiet....

Gaurav Tārkar said...

hey! you could've given your opinion, the last line was just random ramble. it was whatever.

the adamat soul said...

hey buddy...nice writing ..

It's true that brain is really brainy to analyze others, but it's a complete crap when it comes to analyze itself !!!

angel from heaven said...

Interesting rambling!!

ॐ Vincy said...

seems like someone's using the Brain with a capital 'B' soo much that it cant be called random anymore.. ;)
but Mr. Tarkar, the article is definitely stupid, and hence it can be valued 8-), and if you wanna do me a favor, keep posting cuz i know the complicated brain power can actually unveil some of the many hidden terrains in your stuffy Brain

mk said...

funny one buddy!!..but you are too in ur blog giving an opinion!!and sure I am also giving one?...hand works as brain does, the only thing is be it voluntary or involuntary...

and as per the missile topic...they ask common people opinion..as ..
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our politician and scientist(brainy)couldn't use their brain...!!

Gaurav Tārkar said...

@mk
oh yeah dude, even i felt the portion on Opinion was a bit self-indulgent and charmless. this is probably one of my least favourite posts on the blog. but even then, i kept it since, there have to be crests and troughs, and when u go from a trough to a crest, only then do u appreciate how much you've grown.

God, i ought to be lesser opinionated.

@Vincy,
I had mentioned the reason for the Capital B in the post, but then i deleted it because it didn't suit well. Capital B is used because the brain became a centre of topic in the post, it was personified. During personifications, you capitalise the initial letter.
And stuffy brain! honestly dude, these days, it's become nothing but stuffy, full of bullcrap. there's hardly any room for the studies i'm slogging at. if i can ventilate my brain through these lunatic posts, i'd keep posting for sure. thanks for reading it. appreciate it.

Shiva said...

weirdly magnificient, the pic is also cool

Benji said...

It may be impossible to analyse a brain like yours, but a simple, rather unused piece of brain like mine could be easy to decode!

Sorcerer said...

absolutely good.

nice writeup there..
:)

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Thanks a lot for taking time to go through my blog. In one way or other you have encouraged me to keep on blogging.
Thanks a lot!

Its a long time since you posted. Waiting for the next...

Anamika. said...

Erm, first time here. And I gotta say that I prefer reading a rant post over a regular 30-day planned post[believe me, there are people who do that]. Alright, you've a new follower. =]

Okay, coming to the post; ofcourse you wouldn't wanna know my blah[s] but I totally agree with you on the media-pouring-out-to-the-general-public. I mean seriously, what's that about? They come up with statistics that are no way related to something taking place AT ALL. The whole politicial scenario is at a waste. The votes get multiplied and hence we never get to know who the real deserving minister was. And chuck votes, the public themselves don't know who the deserving minister is, they just wanna claim their right by casting votes. We must have a more scrutinized understanding panel for that kinda scene to happen. And talk about media dragging a certain case to an extent where it kills the case.

Erm, maybe I should express my rant on my diary. Toodles :|